The Big Story Tonight Is YOU - A Special "Social Distancing" Edition Of The Late Show

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If you're watching this from home right now, you're doing the right thing. If you're watching it from your bathtub bunker like our host, please remember to save some hot water for the rest of us. Either way, we're glad you're with us. So stay hunkered down and please enjoy this episode of The Lather Show with Scrubbin' Colbath! #Colbert #LSSC #Monologue
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  • Brock. Landers.

    Brock. Landers.

    Degi Síðan síðan

    I still think is the greatest piece of post corona journalism ever

  • Harmen Westerhof

    Harmen Westerhof

    2 dögum síðan

    As long as the virus' replication rate is between 2 to 2.5, it DOES NOT make sense to still allow meetings of max 10 people. That number should be MAX TWO. Like it is sensibly enforced here in Germany, after adolescent Corona parties started getting popular. Meetings of 3 or more: everybody is fined €200. Nationwide.

  • ally j croston

    ally j croston

    3 dögum síðan

    Lol I've been quarantini for 34 years I'm 34 years old I just like people not all people but most people

  • Yourname Here

    Yourname Here

    6 dögum síðan

    wow, is this like a Keith Olberman inpersonation or were you shooting for Marco Polo Marco Rubio type of Bubble Boy scene?
    If you've got a few valiums in that bathroom, and I'm sure that you do, you could probably pull off a Roman Polanski "She KNEW what she was DOING" scene.
    Maybe you could have Jack Nicholson walk in on you right as you finish up your performance!
    YOu could get a standing ovation and a Lifetime Achievement award for a scene like that!

  • Seventies Memories

    Seventies Memories

    6 dögum síðan

    is he wearing pants?

  • Gerard de Kremer

    Gerard de Kremer

    6 dögum síðan

    It is not recorded that Isaac Newton had any children, legitimate or otherwise!

  • letthesun shinethru

    letthesun shinethru

    7 dögum síðan

    Who are the 1000 plus that gave this a thumbs down? Those who are at greater risk.

  • Collin Calderon

    Collin Calderon

    7 dögum síðan

    I thought this was supposed to be funny.

  • Havaseet2


    7 dögum síðan

    A bubble bath. Seriously? Reduced to using cheesy props to get a har har yuk yuk? Pretty lame Colbert. Really showcases your lack of talent. Thank god for writers. You could have at least filled the tub with something more appropriate, like sewage. Oh wait..., it already is. That's your job. What next, squirting lapel flowers? A whoopie cushion?

  • Hey GUY!

    Hey GUY!

    7 dögum síðan

    Is that dandruff Head and Shoulders?

  • Jeff Merkel

    Jeff Merkel

    8 dögum síðan

    People are enjoying this? This is pathetic cringe. This reveals how frightfully devoid of humor these criminals really are. 76 million dollars per episode and this was the audio?

  • Kaptain Kaos

    Kaptain Kaos

    8 dögum síðan

    Did Colbert forget to take his meds again? What an asshat!

  • EarlyMornings&LateNights


    8 dögum síðan

    Lmfao what a loser. Take away the writers, the forced laughing and you have..... trash. He’s literally trash.

  • Scylla H

    Scylla H

    8 dögum síðan

    Yeah my home state, NH, has a stay at home order but exempts manufacturers who make steel products and gun parts. So therefore, my employer(who makes gun parts for companies like Century Arms) is still open and orders are coming in pretty well. Yet they say they can't afford to pay us to stay home if we get covid 19. Woo.

  • Greg Or greg

    Greg Or greg

    8 dögum síðan

    When you find out your trash ass show is actual trash, but you signed a contract and they said "DANCE, MONKEY, DAAAAANCE"

  • Bizzy V

    Bizzy V

    8 dögum síðan

    That's 6 more weeks ahhhhhh 0:58 my garden is gonna be so beautiful 😂

  • Diane Wick

    Diane Wick

    8 dögum síðan

    OMG, please make a music video for H-O-M-E LOL!!!

  • look, mom i’m famous

    look, mom i’m famous

    8 dögum síðan

    oh god he has airpods

  • pimpninja1985


    8 dögum síðan

    Nope. Not funny at all.

  • Greggybread


    8 dögum síðan

    What a sad embarrassment. When will he realise he's actually not funny when people aren't prompted to laugh

  • Larry R Bowers Jr

    Larry R Bowers Jr

    8 dögum síðan


  • The Afterhours

    The Afterhours

    8 dögum síðan

    Imagine your favorite YouTuber doing this...

  • Kelcy


    8 dögum síðan

    Low key head & shoulders product placement? Haha good work folks, keep the content coming. :)

  • wovfm


    8 dögum síðan

    Without writers an audience Colbert seems to be a solidly mediocre human being. He is lapping up millions however as you listen to yourself laugh alone sitting in your safe space at home. Do tell is he bringing down the house or are you laughing harder to make up for his lack of audience to make him funnier? The Late Night Emperors have no clothes and they are a rather unctuous unimaginative lot without audience and writers.

  • Mark Imel

    Mark Imel

    8 dögum síðan


  • Michael Clarke

    Michael Clarke

    8 dögum síðan

    Exposed! Without the studio and writers he sucks!

  • david remenda

    david remenda

    8 dögum síðan

    You suck, colbert! You are a spoilt millionaire. You can eat whatever you want. You don't have to buy it. You probably have someone buy it for you. And now you politicize a crisis. You are just plain not funny.

  • JJBrubaker


    8 dögum síðan

    Oh dear.

  • pugkin


    8 dögum síðan

    it’s hilarious how much trump doesn’t want to be giving that speech

  • Beth Cavin

    Beth Cavin

    8 dögum síðan

    Not funny.....just stupid

  • Hatachi Koi - Chickasaw Nation

    Hatachi Koi - Chickasaw Nation

    8 dögum síðan

    UGH! This is lazy work. Amatuer Youtubers put out better content. Take your celebrity buddies that are on the net with you. Their channels suck too.

  • Winston S

    Winston S

    8 dögum síðan


  • Jason Cripe

    Jason Cripe

    8 dögum síðan

    Man he really isn’t funny at all with out a sigh to tell the audience to laugh. Pain ful to watch

  • Wolfie254


    9 dögum síðan

    It's so quiet without a studio audience and hundreds of staff workers. It's like you're a youtuber.

  • George Jefferson

    George Jefferson

    9 dögum síðan

    Without the audience laughter this hurts my bones.

  • J G

    J G

    9 dögum síðan

    Thanks for hosting your cringey personal blog on youtube!

  • Kevin D. Najera

    Kevin D. Najera

    9 dögum síðan

    For someone who earns about 10M a year, I can tell you didn't care about your audience enough to have a basic setup...

  • The Showman

    The Showman

    9 dögum síðan

    Here is how you make a late night show on YouTube

  • BigBrotherMateyka


    9 dögum síðan

    I wouldn't watch this garbage if Colbert paid _me._

  • Free Tacos

    Free Tacos

    9 dögum síðan

    Oh man! He got into a bathtub in a suit! What a wild and crazy guy! Man this show is funny!

  • Noelle With an E

    Noelle With an E

    9 dögum síðan

    Millenial speaking: I can’t walk around with no pants. I live with my family. Ive never had a bath tub. I don’t have a tv or computer. I share a bathroom w one shower and one toilet with 3 other people. I’m a millennial who lives with mom and dad and grandma and my siblings (I am age 29). I’ve been underemployed ( $100/week) with a bachelors degree in engineering since trump took office. This quarantine hasn’t changed my life... it’s normal for me to stay home. I literally watch YouTube videos on my smartphone to pass the time... exactly what I did before this virus. This quarantineis not a change of pace as I only have gas to go to Walmart once a week anyway. I’m scared that I’ve already had the virus and unknowingly taken it home to family. That’s a lot of people’s reality Stephen Colbert.

  • Erica Lambert

    Erica Lambert

    9 dögum síðan

    That really is a pretty ironic thing about this mess. America, known for it's garbage food, obesity, laziness yet when we are asked to stay at home and do nothing - if not for ourselves then for the sake of other people - and we say, "but uh, like, spring break dude."
    🍻👏☝️🥇We are so number one. And I say that with disappointment because we have more potential than anywhere else to be THE BEST, but what are we doing?
    I can't thank enough anyone out there who is out right now dealing with this on the front lines, to those of you struggling right now you are not alone , to those of you doing what you are told and are staying indoors I congratulate because that's the good we have left and that I hold on to. People still care! Be safe ✌

  • April Hook

    April Hook

    9 dögum síðan

    DAMN!! Steven needs to share that pare tart ressapee with us.

  • Vectrex4Life


    9 dögum síðan

    So it's a 1080p rendered video in a weird aspect ratio with the CBS logo slapped on top. Great.

  • saqtah


    9 dögum síðan

    I can't stop thinking that he isn't wearing any pants

  • Alex Hurtado

    Alex Hurtado

    10 dögum síðan


  • Michael D

    Michael D

    10 dögum síðan

    Too much pork in the "relief" bill

  • Mahdiar Rahimzadeh

    Mahdiar Rahimzadeh

    10 dögum síðan

    didnt Isaac newton die a virgin?

  • Jim Howard

    Jim Howard

    11 dögum síðan

    My Mom is 93 and we practice Social Distancing:

  • Jarrett Ledesma

    Jarrett Ledesma

    11 dögum síðan

    The bathing suit joke is super underrated

  • Chaos Simi

    Chaos Simi

    11 dögum síðan

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (crickets)

  • William Gorczyca

    William Gorczyca

    11 dögum síðan

    What is this camera quality?

  • Lisa Gulick

    Lisa Gulick

    11 dögum síðan

    LMAO @ the "YMCA" parody!!! Great job, Stephen! Keep up the good work!

  • Raptor Dan

    Raptor Dan

    12 dögum síðan

    Thank China

  • snoopy02010


    12 dögum síðan

    This is not as it once was...... LateShow CoronaVirus Edition will never be the same again......

  • Back from the Dead Red

    Back from the Dead Red

    12 dögum síðan

    They are arming themselves to protect all the toilet paper they are hoarding

  • beaner frijoles

    beaner frijoles

    12 dögum síðan

    Wuhan corona virus

  • Mary Stuart

    Mary Stuart

    12 dögum síðan

    Thank you for this! You keep me informed but laughing...that's the best combo!

  • Joe Schmoe

    Joe Schmoe

    12 dögum síðan

    We're not the only ones going stir-crazy stuck at home lol!

  • Paul Hampton

    Paul Hampton

    12 dögum síðan

    Bearing arms / Fire arms okay I get it you wanna protect yourself but REALLY"" going AWOL, Lol & 🚽🗞️ toilet paper 🤣 your ASS isn't your LUNGS people ! And to Whom sent this / shared this with meh lol thank you Sexiness / J W ! Baby it 😜😊😍😅 really made meh laugh !... A lot !
    Love you J W... Sincerely yours truly forever more Paul Hampton~💓😘💐

  • Charles Benca

    Charles Benca

    12 dögum síðan

    they are also working firefox and chrome

  • G F

    G F

    13 dögum síðan

    Dumbass Oklahoma Governor

  • JamaBear


    13 dögum síðan

    Love Bathtub Colbert. Keep the show like this 😜

  • Kelly Waters

    Kelly Waters

    13 dögum síðan

    😂😂 that is awesome! This was exactly what I needed. Thank you Stephen! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎

  • Bill Kemp

    Bill Kemp

    14 dögum síðan

    Good to see you Stephen in the wild

  • sugermare katy

    sugermare katy

    14 dögum síðan


  • Cecilia Tuivasa

    Cecilia Tuivasa

    14 dögum síðan


  • cannibalbananas


    14 dögum síðan

    You playing in the bubbles at the beginning reminds me of Jim Carry in The Truman Show as he draws on the glass with soap 😂
    Loved the rendition of the YMCA. I lol'd when you said "end scene" 😂🤣😂

  • VipVip999


    14 dögum síðan

    "No, you can't shoot a virus" I mean, technically you could, it wouldn't do jackshit about the epidemic, but you could.

  • Gabrielle Kerkow

    Gabrielle Kerkow

    14 dögum síðan

    Stephen, are you okay?

  • Creamapera


    14 dögum síðan

    The big story is. Has anybody looked into this.

  • Aziel Angel

    Aziel Angel

    14 dögum síðan

    Thank you for the laughs. This is awesome.

  • William Leavitt

    William Leavitt

    14 dögum síðan

    These are fun

  • Kalman Babits

    Kalman Babits

    14 dögum síðan


  • Olive Hanousek

    Olive Hanousek

    15 dögum síðan

    Thanks for calling out Governor Stitt, it’s not like he listens to Oklahomans or the CDC.

  • Family Steidtmann

    Family Steidtmann

    15 dögum síðan

    Do you think he is wearing pants???

  • jackie connolly

    jackie connolly

    15 dögum síðan

    😱😱😱😱😱😱😱which year! I miss you soooo!😍

  • Lizz Locke

    Lizz Locke

    15 dögum síðan

    Bathing-suit, It's moments like these that remind me how adorable Colbert is! Sure there are many comedians out there but colbert is so sweet and good natured it's very comforting to still hear from him! Fallons cute too, just wanted to put that out there.



    15 dögum síðan

    Wow. You liberals watch garbage TV

  • Lydia Melkamu

    Lydia Melkamu

    15 dögum síðan

    I can’t tell if that’s just suds above his lip or a mustache 🧐