Joe Rogan Experience #1446 - Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is a stand-up comedian, actor and podcast host. His new special “Hey Big Boy” is now streaming only on Netflix. @Bert Kreischer

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  • Justin Reed

    Justin Reed

    2 klukkustundum síðan

    10mil views if you have David ICKE on the podcast.... FACTS!!! Do it!!

  • BakiWho

    BakiWho

    2 klukkustundum síðan

    micheal yo isnt healthy and your body doesnt take a beating from stand up comedy, stop taking stuff and learn about better genetics

  • Gary Gordon

    Gary Gordon

    2 klukkustundum síðan

    Bro. I had an f4 Bengal, he got out of the breeders when he was 4 weeks old. Came back 9 weeks later well fed. Other than not liking belly rubs he was a great cat. I don't believe in taking out the claws so he would mess you up if you rubbed his belly. 37 lbs. Muscle.

  • Nadav Reed

    Nadav Reed

    4 klukkustundum síðan

    how the hell can yall just casually brush past "they used to call me Edward penis lips"

  • devin dunne

    devin dunne

    5 klukkustundum síðan

    I had two male cats on my farm, guess i got lucky because they really didnt spray that much and they honestly never scratched or bit

  • Oscar Gold

    Oscar Gold

    6 klukkustundum síðan

    Housecats = eunuchs in the court.
    Wildcats = Vikings that will rape and kill you and take your stuff and offer some dead to Odin.

  • Oscar Gold

    Oscar Gold

    6 klukkustundum síðan

    Cats are wild animals and are not pets. With dogs humans have 100,000 years of living together, evolving together.

  • Oscar Gold

    Oscar Gold

    6 klukkustundum síðan

    34:30 leftists do that with human boys too.

  • EB SSCamG6

    EB SSCamG6

    7 klukkustundum síðan

    Everyone needs to see this video.. The world needs to know the origin of Covid 19. Please thumbs up this comment and the linked video.
    https://youtu.be/Le_rfTdayLs

  • Mike Roberts

    Mike Roberts

    7 klukkustundum síðan

    house cats are like the most successful hunters in the animal kingdom there in the 90something % kill rate

  • Brody Richard

    Brody Richard

    8 klukkustundum síðan

    LMFAO bass and trout in the same pond? Come on joe you know better than that fuckin shit

  • Diana

    Diana

    8 klukkustundum síðan

    Please get tiger king cast on 😂

  • Joseph Molina

    Joseph Molina

    9 klukkustundum síðan

    Can you get Keanu reeves. That would be great too get into his mind.

  • Maurice Owens

    Maurice Owens

    9 klukkustundum síðan

    The fat shaming hit home. My ex-wife's dude she cheated with fat shamed me. I took it as constructive criticism instead of an insult, lost 90lbs, and life has NEVER been better.

  • Lewis Aultman

    Lewis Aultman

    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Bert: Kevin James and I couldn't be more different.
    Joe: yeah he's a great guy

  • Sans Decorum

    Sans Decorum

    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Regrding dogs and cats as pets; it's been said that dogs have masters, cats have staff.

  • Travis Jones

    Travis Jones

    11 klukkustundum síðan

    Maybe it's just a southern thing but in shocked that you guys dont say "hi" to someone walking by or say thank you to the people behind the register at a store all the time lol. That is very strange to me hahahaha. I mean everyone here does that everytime lol.

  • Jay Sharma

    Jay Sharma

    13 klukkustundum síðan

    I think Sunny Gracia survived the suicide attempt. I believe he is still alive.

  • Mach1_03

    Mach1_03

    14 klukkustundum síðan

    I heard black guys too!

  • Kim Kemeys

    Kim Kemeys

    14 klukkustundum síðan

    Why did Chris Cuomo get sick? He's a healthy dude.

  • Kskull

    Kskull

    16 klukkustundum síðan

    polarbears are not omnivores i think, im not sure what they have to eat other than fish/seals

    • miko foin

      miko foin

      13 klukkustundum síðan

      Joe and Bert please keep talking about supporting local restaurants. These people got hit so hard. Your voices can really help. We got hit really hard.

  • Ian Visser

    Ian Visser

    19 klukkustundum síðan

    Try this with Izzy (the dog). Change her name. Legit I have never seen a single dog named Izzy that isnt fucked in the head. Remember they tailor their personality to their name

    • miko foin

      miko foin

      13 klukkustundum síðan

      Anyone else remember when Jaime was allowed to talk?

  • TheRealBigBubba

    TheRealBigBubba

    19 klukkustundum síðan

    Joe *boat noises* Rogan

  • Ian Visser

    Ian Visser

    19 klukkustundum síðan

    Wonder if Kevin and Robert ever hustled people at pool

  • Ian Visser

    Ian Visser

    19 klukkustundum síðan

    If you havent seen the Original Jumanji yet, not the new compilation ones, the original, with Robin Williams... Watch it

  • Ian Visser

    Ian Visser

    19 klukkustundum síðan

    Know whats funny? With a global shutdown for a month, might actually kill off the common cold and flu too, not just coronavirus

  • Ian Visser

    Ian Visser

    20 klukkustundum síðan

    Joe is definitely going to hit 8 mil before Sunday

  • tristan schell

    tristan schell

    20 klukkustundum síðan

    Holy shit, can you ramble for 3 hours?
    For me.

  • Ian Visser

    Ian Visser

    21 klukkustund síðan

    Couldn't have said it better myself. Push-ups, squats, sit-ups, chin-ups and definitely mount the bar, because falling on your tailbone hurts like a mofo and only gets worse with weight

  • Asimov Vomisa

    Asimov Vomisa

    21 klukkustund síðan

    40:00 ... yeah had one of these cats and whenever i could pet him i could feel that right beneath the fur he was just ... for lack of a better word: hard that cat was ripped. We eventually called him "The Warrior" cause he somehow lost both his ears and whenever our young dog would start chasing him he would just sit down and glare at the dog and the dog would not approach.

  • Ian Visser

    Ian Visser

    21 klukkustund síðan

    Grid in South Africa is going off... It is already fucked, it is going to be a massacre when it actually pops off and it is going to be scary af. Look into the robberies that are happening in South Africa at the moment, organized raids of stores, the clerks just lock themselves up in a room and wait for it to finish, when they actually have the option... Police arent doing shit, government isnt even paying it any mind.

  • Ian Visser

    Ian Visser

    21 klukkustund síðan

    Can we all just take up 1 thing after this is all done... DO NOT BE COMPLACENT! If government is fucking up, let your voice be heard. If you see something thats out of place, draw attention to it. Dont let life continue as usual after this, start living like a 21st century world. How do we still have governments that everyone know is corrupt af, doesnt do shit to help the country, let alone they do not cooperate with eachother, without the non-dependent getting interest afterwards. Nations should exist to manage internal resource production and to listen to the people who live in the region. Not to set up taxation regions so politicians can earn more than actors for doing the same job! Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Steve Wozniak are 3 of the smartest people alive right now. All 3 are genuinely good people. Why does the US have a corrupt senate and a dumbfuck president when all 3 of them live in the US? Trump got impeached, hello? wtf! what about the rest of the fucking senate? Do you think Trump is in charge? For fucks sake, start thinking for yourselves after this and make sure government isnt reality tv. If there is suspicion, LOOK INTO IT! Why the fuck put up with governments when they are literally whats oppressing the world...

  • Bert Planes

    Bert Planes

    22 klukkustundum síðan

    Awesome podcast as usual! Surprise Key and Peele reference! 1:41:17 Black Ice!

  • Andrew D

    Andrew D

    22 klukkustundum síðan

    I think politicians should have to wait 24 hours after telling the public the truth to dump stocks to not be considered inside trading and if they flat out lie like they did they should be fined heavily and serve some jail time. By heavily I mean all the money earned and maybe then some.

  • Joe Brown

    Joe Brown

    23 klukkustundum síðan

    Fighting a cat shows u ,how. Weak u are ....hahaha

  • Tom Tom

    Tom Tom

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Joe and Bert please keep talking about supporting local restaurants. These people got hit so hard. Your voices can really help. We got hit really hard.

  • Tom Tom

    Tom Tom

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Thanks for bringing up supporting restaurants and restaurant workers Joe and Bert! They did get hit hard. Please speak more on this. We do love watching you two and nobody is paying the rent on a restaurant or the rent for their staff. And yeah, we live week to week. I like how you want to support comedians too that got hit. Please follow through and keep talking about this. People ordering takeout is such a huge help. Support your local restaurants working through this people please.. if you can.

  • Nathaniel

    Nathaniel

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Rumor has it Joe is still trying to find out why Marky Mark had gloves on.

  • Randy Preston

    Randy Preston

    Degi Síðan síðan

    When you fix a dog it’s not just to stop breeding it can cause pain, and make them crazy if they don’t get some. It can also cause cancer

    • susan kelly

      susan kelly

      12 klukkustundum síðan

      Dog and cats (possibly all mammals) don't imagine - so they are not troubled by being 'intact' and not having sex, Being de-sexed does however quash their genetic quest to seek a mate. And yes it reduces their likelihood of getting Prostate Cancer.

  • J Leffel

    J Leffel

    Degi Síðan síðan

    If this chick didn't like Schumer and Glazer, she's probably funny.

  • AL

    AL

    Degi Síðan síðan

    I can’t wait til all of this is just gone. I’m done with “entertainment”

  • Josh H

    Josh H

    Degi Síðan síðan

    if you try to shovel heavy snow as if it were light snow youre gunna have a bad time

  • Michael Davis

    Michael Davis

    Degi Síðan síðan

    And this moron is talking about H1N1, which infected and killed more people in the US than COVID-19, yet guess what...no economy shut down, and a democrat was in the white house.

  • Michael Davis

    Michael Davis

    Degi Síðan síðan

    False. Anyone that wants to go to work can go to work. They can reclaim their rights and take care of their shit. Unfortunately, most people have accepted the fact that people in government, mostly un-elected, can dictate their lives and cause irreparable harm even when it makes no sense. It also shows the value of public education that people, by in large, can not understand basic statistics and are willing to suffer incredibly because of the panic caused by power grabbing panic actors. I bet most people would be really pissed off if they could actually think enough for themselves instead of listening to these morons, to understand that WORLDWIDE AND REGARDLESS OF GOVERNMENT RESTRICTIONS, that AT LEAST 98% of people infected survive without any issue!!!! Fuck this shit. What happened to freedom? This fat moron is trying to say that some chick is translating chinese documents and justifies it by saying, "I've been literally googling this shit for weeks now...". and that she is saying "this is our last chance to transfer power back to the people.". How ignorant is that statement? You're going to transfer power to the citizens by letting government employees violate your basic human rights, or by allowing them to provide you with "money"? So fucking stupid.

  • Jenn Hanson

    Jenn Hanson

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Destiny blvd 😂

  • Don E

    Don E

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Joe Rogan = Rosanne Barr Fan = Donald Trump Fan. The jury is in, Rogan is an ill-informed pot smoking RW conservative. Clearly a part of the Dark Web. Unsubscribed. I recommend the same to others before their brain turns to mush.

  • James Mitchell

    James Mitchell

    Degi Síðan síðan

    If only this virus had a tan and an accent then we could spend whatever it takes to fight it

  • Nicolay Hoven

    Nicolay Hoven

    Degi Síðan síðan

    I think a really solid defense against it being insider trading would be that if they told the public to sell it would be catastrophic, so for the sake of the public good they didn’t. Kind of like how free speech is limited during war. Edit: @1:14:00 I spoke too soon.. exactly.

  • Precious Metals

    Precious Metals

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Everyday I hear joe Rogan get dumber wow.....he thinks they had radio when the spanish flu hit lmfao....I mean few yrs later was the first broadcast of radio but.....joe is just so dumb why?

  • Michael Davis

    Michael Davis

    Degi Síðan síðan

    This dude just isn't that funny to me.

  • Corey Browning

    Corey Browning

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Trump mention the China virus 🦠 in the state of the union and made the caronnaviras task force in January while the “Democratics/media” were trying to impeach our president. And when President Trump put the travel band on China, the “Democratics/Media” called him a racist. What the fuck is wrong with them and anyone else who think President Trump is not doing the best he can? He will get us through this and hopefully have 4 more years to make America great again. For god sake’s “creepy” joe is a joke “com-on man”😂

  • jonathantangjerd

    jonathantangjerd

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Goddamn son! I wish I could afford a 2001 honda accord

  • Cody Campbell

    Cody Campbell

    Degi Síðan síðan

    lmfao the cops going down the black guys hilll.... has me rolling

  • UndyingCrow

    UndyingCrow

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Its youuuuuu... you do the high pitch thing!... oh man.... dude

  • Jon tom

    Jon tom

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Bert... Yall were talking about it literally a minute before you ask what we can do at 49:46 "there's gotta be a way to help people."
    Remove money, remove the problem.
    Ubuntu contributionism means: i am, because we all are. If it's no good for everyone, it's no good at all.
    Look that thought up Jamie ~ https://youtu.be/-bLyjGH4ZAE

    • Jon tom

      Jon tom

      Degi Síðan síðan

      Dudes I'm tellin ya... the ubuntu thought resonates very strongly multiple times throughout the discussion. Each discussion. I can probably find more times than not to correlate it.

  • vinnie steele

    vinnie steele

    Degi Síðan síðan

    to rescue a cat you gotta be smarter than the cat. Former tree climber in residential tree service. $100 min,lol.

  • vinnie steele

    vinnie steele

    Degi Síðan síðan

    polar bears eat meat

  • fritz

    fritz

    Degi Síðan síðan

    funny trump shirt https://teespring.com/donald-trump-everything-is-fin?tsmac=store&tsmic=concepts-9&pid=340&cid=6382

  • Logan Prest

    Logan Prest

    Degi Síðan síðan

    I hate when you guys are watching interesting things on the net but dont show the audience...like WTF.. dont forget this isnt just a podcast.. love the show otherwise but i mean cmon, a little production value would go a long way

  • LordKira

    LordKira

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Not trying to defend these senators or the republican politicians
    but they probably didn't think It was a big deal except for the fuckturds that fucked with the stock
    those fuckers need to burn in hell

  • kristie gilliam

    kristie gilliam

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Or single moms that work as a preschool teacher at a private school and since the class is so young they don’t need to do online school and they’re out of work with bills and a child and have no clue what to do next

  • Saul Gewddman

    Saul Gewddman

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    No Joe, alcohol withdrawal did not kill Amy Winehouse. He has claimed this several times. Acute alcohol poisoning killed her. A simple search will reveal that. You have young Jamie for that so, wtf?
    Also, Anthony Cumia has a bengal cat, not a serval. Bengals are the same size as the usual house cat.

  • LordKira

    LordKira

    Degi Síðan síðan

    some people wouldn't know these guys are comedians so in the public if they were to say shit like "as long as they're white"
    that could be a problem
    just saying cuz the platform is way different here
    saying shit in front of an audience that knows you or a group of parents that don't know you

  • Darth Stigater

    Darth Stigater

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Particular lack of brainpower in this episode.

  • Bruce Lee

    Bruce Lee

    Degi Síðan síðan

    I Iive in south central and everything u just named. I guess im one sketchy mfer lol

    • Bruce Lee

      Bruce Lee

      9 klukkustundum síðan

      @Hunter Deskin think again

    • Hunter Deskin

      Hunter Deskin

      10 klukkustundum síðan

      Bruce Lee i thought you were dead

  • Nicholas Jovanovic

    Nicholas Jovanovic

    Degi Síðan síðan

    Iron man two my thanks

  • joshua foster

    joshua foster

    Degi Síðan síðan

    If Bert cleans up and starts working out. He could look like a beast.
    He can do it.

    • oiuet souiu

      oiuet souiu

      Degi Síðan síðan

      Wow ok!

  • Ronnie Mizell

    Ronnie Mizell

    Degi Síðan síðan

    bert's dance was better than tom's

    • oiuet souiu

      oiuet souiu

      Degi Síðan síðan

      Joe “Hard in the Paint Son” Rogan

  • Ben Castor

    Ben Castor

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    It's all about the immune system. You could be at peak fitness and have no underlying health conditions but have a very weak immune system because you bleach your whole house 24/7 because "hurr durr germs". I had mild symptoms with an underlying cardiovascular condition which has like a 20% mortality rate and I think the reason why is during my youth I was ill all the time but never took medicine from about 11 and up, I still don't, I literally relied on my immune system to fight off any illness I had.

  • TobiEeck

    TobiEeck

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    The sad thing about it is, as a european. All the measures you people talk about is far from enough.

  • Alex Valencia

    Alex Valencia

    Degi Síðan síðan

    I listen to you everyday because it’s calming

  • michael jackson

    michael jackson

    Degi Síðan síðan

    9;50 shows why Anthony bordain was murdered
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOzeK7aINSA&list=PLTbglRablNOjMIUjbw0uu1WQ4vFidawQz&index=6

  • michael jackson

    michael jackson

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    skip to 4;20 minute mark and proof that cornell andchester was murdered!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOzeK7aINSA&list=PLTbglRablNOjMIUjbw0uu1WQ4vFidawQz&index=6

  • michael jackson

    michael jackson

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    chriscornell and chester and Anthony did not kill themselves damnit!!!! fuck! killtons had them murdered ffs wake up and stop disrespecting them.. I can prove their murders... undeniably
    they were about to expose the killtons and what happened in Haiti...

  • ХХХ AMATЕUR SЕХ VIDЕO - СLIСК НЕRЕ

    ХХХ AMATЕUR SЕХ VIDЕO - СLIСК НЕRЕ

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    🔥🔥🔥🔥
    all praise deserves this place
    0:53 💗🔥
    👇🔥💃

  • eskimo weed 93

    eskimo weed 93

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    Best dog I've ever owned was an akita hands down would recommend if you want a guard dog

  • tstryker03

    tstryker03

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    If you didn't know the China Virus was going to wreck our economy you're a fucking idiot, it wrecked the Chinese economy.

  • subito zx

    subito zx

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    Joe is way more effeminate than I remember

  • Ja M

    Ja M

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    My sister mom and grandma all had corona virus, all three lost their sense of taste and had mild cold like symptoms, none needed any serious medical attention, my Grandma is 68 with high blood pressure and took it like a champ

  • Grayson Fuck You

    Grayson Fuck You

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    I paused the video 47:30 and as a stoner I just wanna say Jesus Christ Joe was stoned as fuck!😂😂 he just kept bouncing topic to topic and Bert has done only 20 percent of the talking lolol.